Lies

You said summer was coming. So why is it snowing? Go build me a fire, woman!

Really?

I am NOT a horse.

How embarrassing!

Mom was crafting a Saints tutu (really?!?!) for Lulu for the game on Sunday.  Lulu was asleep, so she couldn't try it on.  She MADE me wear it!

I do look cute, though.

Some Boney Loves me!

That bone is bigger than me - I'm not sure I can handle that!

I will definitely try.

I'm not really sure why you don't want me to bring this in the house.